This Episode Will Be the Basis for the Couple’s Inevitable Breakup: Bachelorette Season 7 Episode 9

This week on The Bachelorette, Ashley travels to Fiji to escape her Truman Show existence. It was only a movie, Ashley. A record third guy withdraws from the competition after passing on the fantasy suite and Ryan stops by to make sure Ashley hasn't changed her mind because he happened to be in the area. Of Fiji. Ben declines to apply sunscreen all over Ashley's body for some reason but then ultimately does so. JP gets the semi-private island date. Both Ben and JP make use of the Fantasy Suite. Fantastic!

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I'm Going Home: Bachelorette Season 7 Episode 8

This week on The Bachelorette, Ashley goes to Cumming to work in Constantine's restaurant and help him make a salad. She goes to Chadds Ford to meet Ames's family who all figure out that Ames is going home before he does. She goes to Sonoma to see if Ben really owns a winery or if he was full of crap. She goes to Village of Roslyn to go roller skating with JP but only after the DJ calls ladies choice.

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Let’s Cram One Extra Date Into 20 Fewer Minutes: Bachelorette 7 Episode 7

This week on The Bachelorette, who cares about Ashley because Emily's back! But not until we get to sit through all the Ashley crap. Constantine goes on a romantic lantern painting date. Ben goes on a romantic scooter-riding date that unexpectedly and surreptitiously turns into an overnight date. The group date involves posing for wedding pictures which is as lame as it sounds. Ryan goes on a romantic walking around the city date where he attempts to educate Ashley on the merits of tankless water heaters. Not joking. I never joke about tankless water heaters. Ashley cries twice and sends two people home.

After Chris lies about the success of the show, Emily glides onto the set like a breath of fresh air. He also lies about the fact that our questions will be answered. They are not. But hey, more Emily and less Ashley is always a good thing.


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