And So It Begins: Bachelorette Season 7 Episode 1

Monday's premier provided me with some really great material to ridicule. My recap can be found here.

My favorite moments are when Super Ben describes how romantic he his, when Dead Parent Ben opens his mouth, when JP goes wine-shopping, when Gail's son phones home, when William reveals the one thing he's better at then selling cellular phones, when JP reveals his work nickname, when Ashley doesn't use the words "cute" or "sweet," and the rose ceremony.

Statistics:
This Episode / To Date
Fairy Tale References: 1 / 1
Spinning Hugs: 0 / 1
Helicopters: 0 / 1